"As told by Ginger..."

this happened today

• Weirdo: I love redheads.
• Me: haha [awkward smile] thanks.
• Weirdo: So keep up the good work.
• Me: Thanks. [really?]
• Weirdo: Do you work around here or are you just visiting?
• Me: I work on 57th [why did you tell him that??????]
• Weirdo: cool, well this is my building, but if i ever see you again, lunch is on me.
• Me: haha bye. [you will never see me again]
• Weirdo: Oh yea, what's your name?
• Me: [think of something, think of something] Joanna. [that's your real name, idiot. just go ahead and give him your ssn next time]
• Weirdo: [shakes hand] I'm Otto. Nice meeting you.
• Me: bye. [never walk down this street again. and if you do wave your wedding ring violently]