December 2008
96 posts
Hey, remember that time we were playing Apples to...
I am going to send you a picture of my bruise...
Meghan: im going to send you a picture of my bruise keep in mind that this is lighter - 5th day me: okay got it Meghan: and also keep in mind that this is how bored i am, i went in the bathroom and took a pic of my bruuise
Does anyone read this? If you do e-mail me at...
When did I grow up?
I had one of those moments this holiday season that I realized I lost yet another piece of my childhood. Only this one I am happy to get rid of. I remember when I was younger I would get “Christmas-anticipation-anxiety” soooo badly. The funny thing is that my parents never stressed the whole gift aspect of this whatsoever. I created this huge build-up in my head about what I really...
Go Big or Go home.
To: [Me]
From: [Emily Morison]
Subject: New Year’s Eve
Hey – I prob will be there between 8-9pm. I can bring a bottle of wine and let me think about what else. Trying to think about what makes the most sense for travel, etc. stay tuned… oh and don’t worry, got a flat tire on Sat night, didn’t realize it and drove from NP to Springfield and back. Had to drive [Mom’s] car back to...
One of the most disappointing things ever is...
Merry Christmas!
my favorite things I received - no specific order:
1. old school Mary Janes
2. softest northface ever
3. Life Is Good pajamas
4. gray jumper dress
5. seeing my best childhood friends
6. spending time with both of my families
7. scrabble (well andrew got this)
8. boggle (well i gave this to hub)
9. 5 year reunion
10. heated blanket (andrew’s hell)
We just got our wedding photos back (15 mos....
Goals for 2009
Run more road races
Run a half marathon
Finish my “things to do before I leave NY” list
Cook something new once a week
Paint
Have more dinner parties at home
Become a beer connoisseur
Partake in classes at the gym
Figure out where we will be fall ’09 – fall ‘10
Stop making lists … actually doing it.
I truly would rather it be 95 degrees, 100%...
texts from Mary
She just turned 9. She got my bro’s old cell phone for her birthday.
We are in a restaurant eating at 2 separate tables:
Mary: What does this animal look llike to you? I will hold it up.
I look.
Me: a dog with a trunk.
Mary: haha nice try but not right it’s a dog/pig aka a dig
oooh i see it now.
Hit the Penguin
http://n.ethz.ch/student/mkos/pinguin.swf
Drink Calculator
drink calculator
Figure out how much alcohol to have for your party by entering the number of hours and guests.
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Light Drinkers 5
Average Drinkers 5
Heavy Drinkers 10
What Will Be Served
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Drinks Needed
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I love it when people of Latino descent say, "How...
I am watching someone make a snowman on Fifth ave.
Really, Bernie Madoff?
A resume just came through to HR with this as his last position:
Bernard L. Madoff Investment Securities, Prop Trading Group
no thannnnnnnnnnnnnk you.
The deceitfulness of New York
“Perhaps it’s simply that niceness has always been New York’s best kept secret, kept quiet to keep the tourists out, like how it really doesn’t rain all that much in Seattle.”
and later….
“In the past 5 years I have left my wallet in a cab an astonishing, nay, impressive, 6.7 times. The ‘.7’ is for all the times I would have gone ID-less at a bar had someone not...
“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you...”
– Mark Twain
More on irresponsibility from lovely Meghan
Meghan: yeah it was fun
Joanna: do you have a headache
Meghan: i left my bag there and one of my friends called dan to let him know
Meghan: bc i obvi wasnt picking up my phone
Meghan: and he called me "the single most irresponsible person" hed ever met
Meghan: and then said "what if it was a CHILD, meghan!"
Meghan: i was like, woah
Meghan: easy there danny boy
Meghan: just a bag
Joanna: HAHAHAA
Meghan: but seriously though, im scared for my child
Meghan: im going to end up leaving him/her in a cab somewhere
one week 'til Christmas!
